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Current events from recent News Headlines!!!

iPhones are too advanced for voice command... they have thought command.

My iPhone can perform CPR while calling an ambulance.

My iPhone just conned me into watching Stuart Little 2 while it braids my hair.

My iPhone just started a new religion and is correspondingly attempting to conquer the Baltic region of Europe.

My iPhone invented the wheel, and then itself.

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My iPhone can divide by zero.